I'm now enthusiastically accepting new clients. Reservation form is officially re-opened.

Hey there ladies and gents. (Because let's face it, chick's dig me, lol) I've received several messages. Where are ya? W...

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    Hey fellas! I know you're wondering where have I been! Well, things have been super busy on my end. Work, taboo industry related work, c...