Tuesday

Willing to live on the edge!

And I make no apologies about it. I'm here in the blogosphere by popular demand! Some of my friends have begged me for an online presence. Welcome to 2011 Yazzy! Soooooo....here we go. Remember, you asked for it. I will try to keep it as sexy as possible...but for what it's worth I'm pretty sure one feisty elitist brain cell will start to chime in now that it has a platform. Le Sigh.

I digress.

Full bountiful buxom breasts, silky smooth skin, beautiful smile, and an ass that will bring any man to his knees. There. All Better! Now that we satisfied our primal urge, back to the business at hand.

Random blogosphere blurb of my day. Rainy weather drivers in the DMV are the worse. I had an incredible headache after experiencing the hell that is The Capital Beltway. Once I touched down safely I decided to release a little bit of pressure with this wonderful specimen right here. Ahhhhhhh. Sweet sweet relief! I might forget about this hellacious evening after all.

Want to know a little secret? I amuse myself in traffic by imagining every driver I pass as nude. Things get a wee bit complicated when I am often caught off guard by truckers playing my game as we both leer knowingly at one another. YIKES!



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